She's a little bit country....I'm a little bit rock and roll...
8:55 p.m. | 2003-03-05
Today was unofficial mommy daughter day�
I say unofficial because I didn�t get a choice.
She made me go grocery shopping with her
She said she�s worried cause she hasn�t seen me eat in 822348976236851days
I�m soooo glad my father has been doing the majority of the shopping for the past twenty years cause otherwise we�d be broke.
She just kinda throws stuff in the cart
Losta stuff
Stuff we don�t even eat.
And you know what else�.
It was soooo not fun
You know who does their grocery shopping on a Wednesday mid-morning??
OLD PEOPLE!!!!�
Lots of old people who smell like Ben-gay and old spice�
And middle-aged house wives with their 14 toddlers that scream and touch stuff�.
But I got chocolate ice cream so it�s all good.
But then Mom wanted to go eat lunch.
And she wanted to go to Carrow�s
You know who eats their lunch during mid morning at Carrow's on a Wednesday??
OLD PEOPLE!!!!
Yep.
We sat next to a whole table of them
They were talking about made for TV movies the entire time�
But then my Mom and me had a wonderful conversation about mixed drinks and hangovers
Then I explained the word �Ghetto� to her cause she had absolutely no idea what I meant when I said it�
I told her they were places the Nazi�s held the Jews during WWII�but now it�s just another word for Compton.
I still don�t think she fully understands.
Then we listened to the new MATCHBOX TWENTY CD�
A few more days of kissing butt and I�m sure she will be purchasing two tickets for me to their upcoming show at the Staples Center�.
Oh yea�
Now I just gotta figure out who Imma take�
The sad part is none of my friends like Matchbox so I�m probably just gonna end up going alone�
And I so would�.