10:15 a.m. | 2003-11-01
Happy late Halloween.
I hope everyone had a pretty decent night.
And had to deal with greedy little candy loving monsters disguised as children.
Then I went to Tyler’s and we watched movies…
And then I came home.
And my flat iron broke while I was in the process of straightening my hair.
Half my hair was straight; the other half was a golden frizz ball…
I was forced to try and straighten the rest of my hair with a crappy curling iron.
And then I dropped one of my 15-dollar Hard Candy eye shadows in the driveway and it busted.
I was pissed.
And I think I’m starting my period.
But Ashley bought me a new Bible.
It was wrapped in snowman wrapping paper inside her old brown bag that she bought her bathing suit in last summer, stuffed with Victoria Secret’s pink and white tissue paper…
I love her sometimes, just for her creativity and frugalness.
Yesterday Tyler gave me a flower with a bug in it…
I wonder if he’s trying to tell me something.
I saved it anyway.
And someone stole my Staind CD.
It was you wasn’t it?
And I need to get some new underwear.
I realized this yesterday when I put on a pair and my ass fell out.
My boss just called and told me to bring him donuts when I come into work in an hour…
I told him to lick my sack.
No really, I did.
And maybe it’s just me but I’m still really upset that Tupac didn’t come back in September.
I’m starting to think he’s really dead and not hiding in Cuba somewhere…
I’m going to go brush my teeth now…