cause yea...
10:54 p.m. | 2003-11-19
Seriously now, what is our world coming to�
We got a big black basketball star screwing little white girls�
A fake black guy touching little kids at his fairyland ranch�
A stupid dude who totally killed his wife and unborn kid and threw them in the ocean�
We got a washed up non-English speaking actor trying to run the state in which I reside�
And Paris Hilton can�t keep her panties on but seems to think getting a record deal will somehow make her more credible�
Yea�
In other news, I had a totally �Jessica Simpson� moment the other day�
Tyler and I were driving back to his house when we passed the grocery store that he works at. There was a huuuuge semi truck pulling in the parking lot�
Tyler: Good, they are delivering our eggs
Me: Do you really need that many?
Oh yea, I said it�
And that is when Tyler explained to me that the trucks make more than one stop�
It all made sense after that.
I felt like a moron though. I�m usually much better than that. He was so disgusted at my stupidity he couldn�t even speak. The saddest part is that I was actually quite serious and innocent about it�
I just thought that they sold a lot of eggs or something�
What?