Sergeant Flat Top!
8:49 p.m. | 2005-02-23
So I remember what else I wanted to talk about in the last entry…
Tyler’s hair…
Okay, so for the past year or so he’s had really long curly hair. The day before we left for Las Vegas, he decided to get it trimmed and cleaned up since it was starting to look like a really bad Afro.
Now, I’ve told him many times to NOT go to any cheap hole in the wall salon such as Supercuts or Fantastic Sam’s. First off, never trust any salon that takes walk in appointments and secondly when the hair stylist has hair that looks like a two year old got a hold of a pair of scissors, I’d suggest going elsewhere…
But no…
Not Tyler…
He went in asking for a trim and clean up, and came out with a flat top…
The clip fell out of the clippers and the dumb bitch shaved his head…
Oops…
See, if he would have went in and said, “Hey, just give me the highest, most ridiculous looking flat top you can. And don’t even worry about the fade. Oh, and if you can make the top uneven so I look like Gumby, that would be great.”
I called him Sergeant Flat Top.
HA!!
He ended up just shaving the whole damn thing off…
So now he’s completely bald…
I really hoped he learned his lesson…
Geeze…