Richard Simmons is my lover....
10:48 p.m. | 2005-06-06
So Tyler comes home on Saturday night after spending the day with ugly Zach and tells me to get ready because he was taking me out for drinks…
At first I’m a little taken back since Tyler just doesn’t do that kind of stuff. It’s not that he doesn’t do things for me; it’s just not often he spontaneously wants to take me out over his friends…
He takes me to TGIF’s because it’s my FAVORITE place in the universe to get hammered….
We get there and finally get seated and I ordered an Ultimate Hawaiian Volcano…
Jesus came back before we got our drinks…
Even our food came before our drinks…
I ordered a Friday’s Chicken sandwich with no mayo…
Simple…
I get a sandwich with no mayo….and no chicken…
No. Fucking. Chicken.
Lettuce, cheese, tomato and pickles on a bun…
Fabulous…
In other news, I had an extremely productive day. But only in comparison to my normal everyday which consists of practically nothing…
I went to work early. And by early I mean before noon…
I came home, read an entire chapter in my history book for my online class and took the chapter test and only missed one point…
Then I did an entire workout to one of my many VHS exercise routines I bought on sale at blockbuster three years ago….
That’s about it…
I’m going to really try this time to keep up a steady workout schedule…
But then again my dad just got home from the grocery store with three types of ice cream so we will see how that goes…
Oh yes.
Speaking of work out videos…
You know what irks the shit out of me?
Why do they not make workout videos with fat people in them?
I mean, honestly, when I pop in a workout routine, I don’t want to see a bunch of skinny ass bitches that could seriously use a candy bar. I want to see people my size. REAL sized people that jiggle when they do leg lifts…
That’s all…