cheesecake and lingerie....
6:38 p.m. | 2006-07-26
I decided to try the celebrity 48 hour diet today.
It’s this juice fasting diet that you drink every four hours and then at the end of the second day you look just like Nicole Kidman…
I was doing great until the 3rd hour…
Then I decided I wanted a piece of cheesecake….
Speaking of cheesecake, I was at the mall the other day and typically I cannot leave without buying a caramel apple from this little stand they have, but when I got up to the counter I saw a sign that said “FROZEN CHOCOLATE DIPPED CHEESECAKE”
*orgasm*
Needless to say the caramel apple took a back seat.
AND it was on a stick. Frozen chocolate cheesecake on a stick…
Sweet Jesus…
Um…what else….
I tried buying lingerie the other day.
It turns out buying lingerie makes me extremely uncomfortable and I am incapable of doing it. I can’t even buy tampons without freaking out, I don’t know what made me think I could shop for lingerie.
Whatever, I like my flannel.
Did anyone else hear that Lance Bass from N’Sync announced he’s a certified pole smoker?
Imagine that?
A good-looking guy with great highlights is a homo…
I fucking love it.