It doesn't pay to be in a hurry...
5:53 p.m. | 2002-05-03
So today I got out of my truck really quick to run to the ATM.
I left the window down cause I was in a hurry and I would be able to see my truck from the ATM machine anyway...
I get my money....
I run back to my truck....
BIRD CRAP ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF MY DOOR!!!!!!
And it was the runny kind...
Suck.