Dear Vagina....
11:37 p.m. | 2002-05-22
Dear Vagina,
Thank you for waking me up this morning to let me know that my uterus had fallen out during the night, and that I would be in horrific pain for the rest of the day while you hemorrhaged violently in my underwear.
I hate bloody vagina week.
And I hate you too.
druged and laying in a fetal position,
Goldy