Aaron's booty got called...it was Jesus saying "Get yo butt to Chruch!!!"
4:50 p.m. | 2002-10-14
So....
There is this useless stop sign on the way to Aaron's house. Neither one of us understand why it's there but it is. The other night I was taking Aaron home when I brought up the stupid stop sign.....I really wish I hadn't...
ME: I hate this stop sign! It has no purpose. There is no cross traffic!!! It's just THERE!
Aaron: yeah, I always run it.
ME: And I bet that is why you have so many tickets, Buttface!
Aaron: No, I've only had two!
ME: uh huh, and what were they for?
Aaron: Speeding. I was on my way to Malibu, it was right after I got my new GT 3000.
ME: What the heck where you speeding for?
Aaron: Bootycall...
This is where I became so startled at his answer that I swerved and barely missed hitting a parked Suburban.
He just laughed.
"I'm just kidding!!!" He reassured me. "I was on my way to a Church event."
riiight....
He swears he's some kind of strict vigin Christian or something....
haha...
I LOVE JESUS!!!