wanna hear a poop story?
9:37 p.m. | 2003-01-16
This Instant Message from Ashley is in regards to THIS entry
Buffwoman03: krystle!
GoLdyLocKz22: yeah?
Buffwoman03: i think there are certain things that should just be left out of your diary
Buffwoman03: including my little golden boobies
GoLdyLocKz22: I told you when you flashed me that I was going to write about it...
Buffwoman03: i didnt think you were serious
GoLdyLocKz22: ok if I can write about my pubes you can take the nipple story okay..
Buffwoman03: that is so wrong
Buffwoman03: my boobies and their abnormally small nipples are in your diary
GoLdyLocKz22: HA!
GoLdyLocKz22: I thought that entry was brilliant
Buffwoman03: you would
Buffwoman03: you are sick and twisted like that
GoLdyLocKz22: I know
Buffwoman03: Hey guess how much i weigh now?
GoLdyLocKz22: I don't wanna know
Buffwoman03: 120!!!!
GoLdyLocKz22: wow....120...you weight the same as my leg..come over so I can kick you with yourself
Buffwoman03: I'll be back....I gotta poop
GoLdyLocKz22: HA!I'm going to put this convo in the diary
Buffwoman03: what!!!
Buffwoman03: why?
GoLdyLocKz22: the poop part..it's brilliant
Buffwoman03: do you find pleasure in making me look sick and deformed?
GoLdyLocKz22: nfdgisrjtfrjf;iorgjerk
Buffwoman03: ill be back...its gonna slip out if i dont hurry
GoLdyLocKz22: k bye
(LESS THAN ONE MINUTE LATER...)
Buffwoman03: Back
GoLdyLocKz22: dang that was quick
Buffwoman03: i know
GoLdyLocKz22: like...too quick
Buffwoman03: told ya....just slipped right out
Buffwoman03: i had to go bad
GoLdyLocKz22: you crapped yourself huh?
Buffwoman03: haha, no
Buffwoman03: you are sick
GoLdyLocKz22: liar!!
GoLdyLocKz22: you so did
GoLdyLocKz22: that was less than a minute
Buffwoman03: i know
Buffwoman03: it came out fast
Buffwoman03: i was shocked
GoLdyLocKz22: no one poops in less than a minute
Buffwoman03: it was out with one push
GoLdyLocKz22: DANG! what did you eat today?
Buffwoman03: Tam's Burgers...that explains everything
GoLdyLocKz22: Remember that time when you were living at the Scott's and you couldn't poop...and you thought you were going to have to wake them up and have them take you to the hospital...
Buffwoman03: oh my gosh!!!
And this is where she made me delete the rest of the conversation because everything after this point was graphic and embarrassing for her cause we went in to great detail about that horrific night....
k bye.