You Just Gotta Think Ahead These Days!!!
9:58 p.m. | 2003-04-17
I have decided that if I'm still single and sitting in this pile of poo when I turn 25 I'm going to buy myself this
And then if I'm STILL single by the time I'm 28, I've decided to freeze some of my eggs, swear off men forever and visit the local sperm bank...
Ambitious, aren't I?