He'll eat everything under the sea but he refuses to go swimming in the ocean for fear of live things touching him...go figure...
12:07 a.m. | 2003-06-13
Tonight Elias took me to this Mexican restaurant in Uptown Whittier�
He says he wants me to be more cultured�and apparently eating rice and beans with some tortillas was gonna do it�
I swear there was a giant cockroach on the wall but it turned out to be a wooden lobster�
Our waiter looked like Bob Saget�
A Mexican version�
And I made Elias order in Spanish cause it sounds so sexy�
I got the beef enchilada�
He got the seafood tostada�
And when I say seafood I don�t just mean fish and shrimp�
That poor tostada was covered in things I�ve never seen before�
Things that I�m still not sure should be consumed�
He made me eat his octopussy�
It tasted like chicken�
And then he made me eat something else that was cut into chucks and tasted chewy�but he wouldn�t tell me what it was�
That�s okay cause I probably wouldn�t want to know�
Then he ate all my beans and rice�
How mean of him huh?
And I was also informed that seafood is an aphrodisiac�
He told me this after I went to do my daily crotch grab and he completely let me�
I was so freaked out I pulled away.
Usually he�ll at least try and block me, but he just sat there with a smile on his face�
His response after I questioned his sudden willingness�
�What, you want me to resist��
Well okay then�
So from now on I�m feeding him nothing but seafood�
We�ll see how long this thing lasts�
Ha!