Everywhere will sell chocolate shakes in GOLDYLAND!!!
5:55 p.m. | 2003-08-16
So as I�ve mentioned before and as most of you know, I aspire to be a vengeful queen�
Most of you may think I was being cute and funny when I said that but oh no, it�s true�
I want to rule.
Oh yes.
Just think�
GOLDYLAND!!!!
*Confetti*
ahhh�
And I will change the names of all things in this world that are great.
Like, for instance,
The GOLDY-GATE BRIDGE�
GOLDYWOOD�
AFGANIGOLDY�
GREAT WALL OF GOLDY�
STATUE OF GOLDY�
THE GOLD HOUSE�
THE PENTA-GOLDY�
Mt. GOLDMORE�
GOLDY STATE BUILDING�
GOLDY-STONE NATIONAL PARK�
MISSISSGOLDYIPPI RIVER� (Say this one out loud�it sounds funny)
Now tell me you wouldn�t want to live in my world?
And by the time this happens our technology will be advanced to the point where we won�t need men for reproduction.
WE CAN GET RID OF ALL THE MEN!!!
Imagine�
A world full of fat happy women and no crime�
Beautiful�
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So what I feared would happen, did.
I�ve been hanging out with Guillermo so much lately that my Elias is feeling neglected.
Today I asked if he wanted to hang out after he got off of work and his replay was�
�Don�t you want to go with Guillermo, your new Siamese twin!?�
And then I said�
�No I don�t want him, I want you�
And then he laughed.
And then I laughed cause that was an obvious lie.
But I miss Elias.
I haven�t hung out with him in like�two weeks.
Except for like 30 minutes last Wednesday night when he and I went in search of chocolate shakes at 1am with no shoes or underwear on�
You know what�s fun?
Laughing at Elias while he tries to back a truck out of a narrow winding drive thru because he�s too embarrassed to just pull all the way up after he realized that TOMMY�S BURGERS don�t have shakes after all�
Oh heck, I was laughing so hard and so embarrassed at the same time that I had to lean my seat back so no one would see me�
If I remember correctly his exact words were�
�OHHH! TOMMY�S BURGERS HAVE GREAT SHAKES!�
He�s dumb.
But I love him anyway.
And he loves me too�
see�
Goldylockz22: Ok I�ll see you later
Dirtysod76: Love ya
Awwww�
I want some chicken�