Sarcasm
6:05 p.m. | 2005-03-04
Sarcasm
I made a medical discovery.
Then I finished my novel.
I read War and Peace.
Then I made a three course meal
Consisting of only healthy alternatives to those nasty carbohydrates we all hate.
Then I ran a marathon for world peace.
I climbed Mount Everest.
Than I came home and waited anxiously by the phone for your call
Just to tell you how my day was today�