Friday night with a four year old...
10:35 a.m. | 2005-04-10
Friday night I hung out with a four year old.
We watched Foster�s Home for Imaginary Friends and Teen Titans�
And then we read her Rainbow Brite book�
We played My Little Pony�
And while she ate a hot dog I had a margarita�
Then she sang me the song �Stay� by Lisa Loeb�.
I was so fucking amazed that this four year old knew every word to that song while I still make up my own lyrics when I hear it on the radio�
Then she showed me how her shoes light up when she walks�
Then she told me that her dog pooped on her grandma�s carpet the other day�
And that was the most intelligent conversation I�ve had all week�
The End.