Elias has no Chi Chi's...and I almost peed my pants...
7:11 p.m. | 2003-05-07
You know what is great�
When you have a guy friend who knows all the words to every Destiny�s Child song and has no shame about singing them on the top of his lung along with you as the two of you cruise around town at 11pm at night�
I love Elias.
He�s so much kooler than you.
We went to Downtown Disneyland and walked around.
He took me to the Sephora store, which almost gave me an orgasm�
I�ve never seen so much makeup in my life!!!
Every type of cosmetic you could ever possibly want was sold there!!
It�s like the greatest place in the world for a makeup addicted maniac like myself. I can�t believe I had never noticed that store before.
Then we tried on sunglasses at Soliton.
I looked cute in Gucci.
Oh yes.
Did you know that Elias has no chi-chi�s?
Isn�t that sad?
I know this cause I felt and there was nothing there!!!
I mentioned to him how he should get his nipples pierced and then he told me he couldn�t cause he had no nipples�
AND HE DOESN�T!!!
HE�S NIPPLELESS!!!
AND IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE TOO!!!
AND STILL�THERE WAS NOTHING!!!
Then I let him feel my chi-chi�s�
Okay just kidding.
But that would have been fun�.
Haha�
And Elias for some reason has an extreme fascination with embarrassing the crap out of me.
While leaving Downtown Disney we were waiting in line to pay for parking when I started telling Elias the story about the time when me and my friends drove home wet and half naked in my truck after riding on a water ride at a theme park. I didn�t have time to finish the story before I had to pull up to the window to hand the attendant my parking pass. That�s when Elias said, in a voice loud enough for the attendant to hear�
�Okay so you and your friends were wet and naked and then what??!?!?!�
I was so mortified I couldn�t even look at the parking guy.
Elias thought it was hilarious.
He�s a little bastard like that.
Then I got lost trying to find the freeway.
Mainly cause I�m lame and I don�t know how to drive.
Eventually I pulled over and let him drive.
He took me to Turnbull Canyon up in Whittier.
I was so scared I almost peed all over my seat.
It was this extremely dark, twisting, winding road that led up to the top of this huge mountain. There were no lights and if I would have rolled down my window and stuck out my arm I would have been able to touch the side of the extremely steep mountainside.
When we reached the top I realized why he had taken me up there.
I have never in my life seen anything more beautiful then all the city lights from that high up.
I love Elias.
He makes me happy�
Then we went to Savon�s cause it�s bloody vagina week and I was out of tampons�
You know what�s even kooler than a guy who sings to Destiny�s Child�
A guy who goes with you to buy tampons�
Oh yes.
And that was my night.