It's almost like we are dating again, except...not really....
9:37 p.m. | 2003-11-22
Dear Tyler,
Next time you invite me over to your house to watch movies and then fall asleep within five minutes of me getting there I will be forced to sever your scrotum from the rest of your body and force it down your throat as you snore�
I promise�
Adoringly,
Goldy
P.S. Just so you know, my legs fell asleep under the weight of your big fat head....and I had to pee....thanks...